A wolf spider’s passport photo—up close and personal at 20X magnification! 🕷️
📸 Credit: Medienbunker Produktion
It was an alright Adam Sandler film.
„I see you“
Mfw I turn on the selfie camera.
This is how it feels to chew 5 Gum
The spider in the corner when they see you destroying their home
I can haz cheezeburger?
Who? Me?
Spider Mench
“in that mere fraction of a second, regret set in as Rolf realized the zipper had snagged his beans”
Hello skinny hooman
You found what on my web history?!
“Hey bro, your alarm went of like, 4 times already. You’re gonna be late for work.”
DO YOU HAVE GAMES ON YOUR PHONE!?
Hey my guy, I know you were just cracking a joke about teeth hair… but I just want you to know that your joke was insensitive and it really hurt my feelings.
I have a condition and hair on my teeth is not something I can control, okay? So can we stop with the teeth hair jokes?
Teeth hair.