Weird how that keeps happening.

How can he be against the war? There is no war. Only special military operation, tavarish.

Trump famously likes to fuck his “friends’” wives and make them listen when he calls the wife and reveals it.

They only say he was wrongly deported (kidnapped) under oath.

One recruiter said the hiring company would not pay more than the market average (which already seemed low). I asked if they were hiring average people. He dodged the question.

They’re smart enough to stay out of the spotlight and Elon isn’t.

Though Jim Farley, CEO of Ford, has a podcast. So perhaps not the best example.

Does banning media help bring back the hostages?

Sick of Russia holding the world hostage with their crusty nukes.

Let’s go back to a website.

Because he was born rich and failed up his entire life?

Tell me he won’t mean-revert the second the crisis is over.

“Will someone please clean up this mess I made?”

Fuck you, David.

You mean the guy that thinks we live in a simulation and he’s the player and we are all NPCs is cheating to give himself an advantage? I’m shocked.

30,000 leagues under the sea.

Best I can do is an inaccurate calculator.

Sorry, your response must be in the form of a question.

You can. No guarantee your cat will react.

Please respect the Sofa King.

I’m coining the “inverse Vance” right here, right now. You’re all witnesses.

Fuck that.