

“The Dark Souls series has earned my undying enmity for what it has done to gaming discourse.”
Fucking THANK YOU! I despise this so much. The worst part about this is that it seems to either be all some developers are in on, a sort of unending slog that is absolutely miserable to play through until you “master” it, or games for baby brains that walk you through every single facet of the game without ever stopping.
I just want good RPGs and linear story telling games. I don’t want to have to be killed 64 times in an effort to just get out of the first stage before I even get to the boss and then have to watch 3 different youtube videos specifically telling me how to kill him because he keeps 1-shotting me.


You need a break. 10 years is an incredibly long time. Take a few months off to do something new and interesting. Join a roving band of swinging enthusiasts. Take up competitive masturbation. Embrace your inner hedonist and become embroiled in a satanic sex cult. The possibilities are endless!