Buy a cheese slicer and thank me later. Another pro tip buy cheese from Amish people if you can, I love like 30 minutes away from an Amish store & their cheese is on another level.

I wanted to let you know that your username got me good. I read the first comment and was like that has to be a troll, read your name instead of his and was like, yeah that’s a troll. Then right when I about closed the comment I saw what I saw “No, it’s not”. And to my surprise, Satan’s maggoty cum fart is the voice of reason haha.

My wife and I met on r4r, but the post was looking for friendship, and that eventually led to us dating two years later.