FlakesBongler [they/them]

Claptrap being a little shit really only starts with the DLC, Claptrap’s New Robot Revolution

Problem was that people really responded well to it and the poison tree took root

He went after gamers

gamers

I mean, absolutely

We were saying that when devs started to capitulate or, even worse, court these fucks

Give them an inch, they’ll take a mile

He actively cultivated the GamerGate following for the first game and now it’s biting him on the ass when he barely did anything different for this one

And it’s great because he tried to appease those smarmy little fucks and now they’re baying for his blood

Gamergate: Not Even Once

We’re closer than ever to the Nazi Cowboy becoming manifest

Yeah, i kind of miss when level design doesn’t make sense but is interesting anyway

Yeah, my most controversial Fallout opinion is that they should try to make the graphics look like those pulp book covers they had for the instruction manual and loading screens for the first two games

I want Fallout to look weird, but in a Frazetta kind of way

Fallout: New Vegas should have been more optimized at launch

Likely

ICE-ing may be the new SWATting

And damn, that’s a depressing sentiment

I mean, turnabout is fair play

If they want people to live in fear, I say we give them something to fear

Now, I’m not a violent person but I believe that these nerds should be crammed into lockers until dead

Yeah, nothing to write home about unfortunately

Yeah, the series took a big dive with Youngblood

In design and in story

Yes

They also baited me with being able to kill a lot of Klansmen and then they didn’t let us do that

It’s just funny because J has that big impassioned speech in the first game about how the USA was the Nazis before the Nazis

Then New Colossus happens and it’s like “Noo, the USA is actually special and even though they were fine with bringing back chattel slavery, they’re ready to kill Nazis they just need to see us kill Nazis on TV”

Nah, it’s all about killing Nazis

It’s a bit of a shame because The New Colossus both has worse level design and gets more Lib with the USA being the first place to successfully have a mass uprising against the Nazis

Three flavors of short folk (Dwarves, Halflings, Gnomes), nowhere near enough weird stuff

No giant spiders that communicate with tapestries, no manifestations of the plane of order presenting themselves as organic plant-based machines, no children irreparably changed because their parents survived an encounter with beings beyond their comprehension

We get ripped off, for sure