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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 1 day ago

Fucking idiots

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • Pearl@lemmy.ml
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    Yeah but can you college kids prove space is real? Cause it isn’t.

    • racist uncle
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      Essentially space is just a vacuum, a void, the lack of something. Does nothing exsist?

      Checkmate

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    I love this one XD

    Another joke I like to tell in the same vein is

    “I’d never vaccinate my kids, that’s dangerous and irresponsible… I’ll leave it to someone with proper training, like a doctor or nurse”

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    So you science nerds admit it!

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    Ugh. I fought stages so hard in kerbal, that everyone I showed my rockets to recoiled in disgust. It’s not my fault, guys! I have a pathological repulsion of ‘wasting’ items!

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      Does the extra fuel you used hauling around your entire launch vehicle not count as waste?

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        Don’t… don’t make me cry, man. Not this late at night.

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      SSTOs are viable in KSP

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        Yes, but I don’t think I’ve ever gotten past the 90 research cost mark, so I was always a little gimped in my approaches. One day I’ll buckle down and really get into it. I’ll need to find that research mod that makes it not so painful though.

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          The base research is trivial. Just do the random missions. They give so much in return, it’s ridiculous.

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            I just like building my initial crawler with like eight of every sensor to go around the space complex. I always thought that was a great bit of game planning on their part.

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      Ok, did you ever feel regret when realizing how many items you wasted going for that approach? Just use a reusable booster stage.

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        Well, see, that’s the thing! I put enough parachutes on, AND made sure I could hit the atmo enough to slowly drag my velocity down to an entry arc, AND had enough fuel to keep my velocity low enough at that point, that I never lost any parts, landed them all and recovered!

        I was a horrible designer.

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          BUT THE FUEL

  • whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    And the earth is flat, nobody is going to carbonate all the oceans

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      What? Why would someone turn the oceans into fizzy drinks? What if the fish don’t like fizzy drinks?

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        Me to the fish:

        1000010836

      • applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Idk us land fish seem to like fizzy drinks just fine.

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    Since Jules Verne

  • 𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.world
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    Counterpoint: SSTOs

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      You call that counterpoint? Bach’s Mass in D minor. Now that’s counterpoint!

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      Countercounterpoint: SSTOs don’t exist

      • 𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.world
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        But a “moon landing” doesn’t exist neither.

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          Just because you’re too stupid to understand how something works doesn’t mean it didn’t happen.

          Doubt you know how a car engine works either, yet there are a whole lot of cars out there.

          • 𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.world
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            Please don’t tell me you took that seriously.

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              Are flerfers smart enough to join a Lemmy instance? Genuinely asking

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      Good luck running an atmosphere optimized engine in vacuum.

      • 𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.world
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        Aerospike?

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    This is similar to the successful black man meme.

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