Actual guess
Check?
Absolutely, it’s an injury law firm based off the lower text. Ambulance chasers since US healthcare is a joke
Before reading the law firm namecand phone number, I thought it was a chiropractor. My quick guess was “crack”. Crack makes everything better temporarily.
The trick is to just keep taking more crack continuously, then everything is better all the time.
I actually didn’t realise until now that American English uses “check” instead of “cheque”.
Who says lemmyshitpost can’t be educational 😆
I just use “card” instead, but then I’m not American.
I used the UK spelling and had to explain itwas derived from exchequer.
If you wonder what word is behind the pipe, it’s “cock”.
That’s phenomenal lol!
It’s true. I had a big fat cock finally clear up my constipation.
Hopefully afterwards.
Glazed.
Think it’s supposed to read cheque.
Except this is America and most spell it check.
:3
Cuck?
This is the correct answer
I’ve had enough fat chicks in my life to know the sign ain’t wrong
But not cocks
The only big cocks I’ve dealt with were a real pain in the ass…
Some of the big fat chicks had big fat cocks, what’s it to ya, pal?
Hard to tell at that age
Obviously “clock”. It’s a play on “time heals all wounds”
Or clack if its a chiropractor ad
Click. Like when your joint is just slightly out, and then it clicks and it’s suddenly not hurting any more.
Just work the cherry with a lighter until it’s evened out. A drop of spit can stop a runner, too. Joint management is something of a hobby.
Oh, wait, I think you were talking about something else…
Carpentry?
There was a similar effect on the New York City subways when the MTA introduced the slogan “Courtesy Counts” on those signs, and with the right alignment of seat, pole, and “Counts” a sensible chuckle could be had.
Check
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