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pastermil@sh.itjust.works to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works · 21 hours ago

Office Fling

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Office Fling

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pastermil@sh.itjust.works to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works · 21 hours ago
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  • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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    8 hours ago

    How many dick pick puzzles you reckon they manufacture each day?

    • MimicJar@lemmy.world
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      7 hours ago

      I don’t know but increase that number by one.

  • rustydrd@sh.itjust.works
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    12 hours ago

    Ken C is like LinkedIn’s Ken M.

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    13 hours ago

    Might try this. Shouldn’t take long to put a 3 piece jigsaw together.

  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    16 hours ago

    This was my first out-loud laugh of the day. Great ending.

    So, is this guy just a Linkedin comedian? I think I’ve seen his absurdist posts before?

    • acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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      15 hours ago

      Yes. He’s basically The Onion in LinkedIn account form.

      • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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        14 hours ago

        Ok, thanks for confirming. He’s pretty good.

  • FireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.fr
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    #OpenToWork

  • cronenthal@discuss.tchncs.de
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    That’s an obvious satire account, pretty funny nonetheless.

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      tbf he is right. Who wouldn’t want to do the puzzle?! lol

      • jballs@sh.itjust.works
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        I love puzzles, but I’d hard pass on a puzzle of my boss’s junk.

        • Apathy Tree@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Do it hard mode brown side up, tape it together with packing tape when it’s done, and then slip it directly into an envelope with a sheet of cardboard to keep it together, and deliver it to HR. No junk viewing required :)

          • jballs@sh.itjust.works
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            Good call. I’ll ask my boss to mail me the puzzle.

  • blackn1ght@feddit.uk
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    The only account on LinkedIn worth following.

  • Cris@lemmy.world
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    Magnificent shitpost.

  • Maroon@lemmy.world
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    I shouldn’t have read this at work. I’m losing my shit trying not to laugh out loud.

  • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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    21 hours ago

    Satire is one of life’s greatest pleasures!

  • TachyonTele@piefed.social
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    She obviously wasn’t hired for her puzzlin’ skills.

  • cabron_offsets@lemmy.world
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    Fkn amazing

  • serenissi@lemmy.world
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    17 hours ago

    You can write dick on linkedin

    • yuri@pawb.social
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      maybe you can.

      i’m a professional.

      • Malfeasant@lemmy.world
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        A professional dick writer?

        • yuri@pawb.social
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          🤞

    • No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world
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      How did you get that knowledge?

      • serenissi@lemmy.world
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        mostly stalking. Personally never used linkedin and can’t find any reason to do so in future either.

  • Empricorn@feddit.nl
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    I don’t want to see his dick… but I would still do that puzzle.

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