Yes, I don’t wanna gleek all over my stuff.

Brah, I don’t even close the toilet door when I poop if there’s nobody in the house.
Yes, I am disgusting. Thank you for noticing.

Yeah

I do, same with coughing, it’s like an automatic reflex I’ll lift my arm up so I cough into my elbow!

Sometimes, but fuck you for making think of yawning and then causing me to yawn

I don’t cover my mouth when I yawn.

When I’m in a freind group I’ll make eye contact with someone and extend my tongue to assert dominance.

50/50

Nah

I’ve never really thought about it before, but I think I do. Not all the time, but most of the time. I guess it’s just a habit.

No, do you also try to sneeze quietly when home?

Most of the time yes, it’s just habit.

Yes, all the time. What if something unwanted goes into my mouth while it’s undefended?

Reading this made me yawn

I look the cat in the eyes and yawn aggressively.

I don’t cover my mouth when I yawn.

Ever.