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I’ve been bitten by a squirrel and I had to get a rabies shot, and that was without putting it in my mouth and setting it on fire.
I’m proud you didn’t smoke at the doctor’s office!
I’m so glad I quit smoking squirrels. Worst fucking habit of my life.
A cigarette never chewed through the firewall on my car and filled the glovebox with acorns
Well how am I supposed to eat em then?
Stir-fried cigarettes are my favourite! 10/10 can recommend!
Just in case you need to substitute, the conversion rate for stir fry is a carton of ciggies to a dozen squirrels
