• buh [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Creating industrial capacity is just like vibeo gane, where you click the picture of the factory in the menu and click the spot on the map where you want it, and it just magically appears in 30 seconds

    • CloutAtlas [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      All Trump needs to do is to have the barracks produce 1 singular Engineer and send it to China’s Construction Yard which will instantly convert it. Then he will have 2 construction yards, and will be able to mix Kirov Airships and Apocalypse Tanks in with his Prism Tanks and SEALs.

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        17 days ago

        Folks, the USSR has this beautiful thing… it is a ship but in the air. How stupid are we that we aren’t making them. They call it Kiiirooooov. We love Kirroooov.

    • Krem [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      ah but when you have a liberal capitalist government you can’t click the button, you have to wait for the porky pops to build up enough wealth so they can click the button for you. but if they don’t have access to imported wine and nice furniture, they might never click the button

      • vovchik_ilich [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        You just need to create weird workaround laws to give them enough tax incentives, give them the soil as a gift, and maybe even a direct cash transfusion, and then they MAY build a factory someday on THEIR conditions to produce whatever THEY deem profitable.

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      you don’t get it. trump has access to console through jesus he just types fastbuild and boom you get level 50 motor industries in bumfuck Arizona.

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        Funnily enough, Biden actually clicked the factory button, it’s just gonna take 10+ more years, the right conditions, and a little luck for the chance they even get up and running

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      I got into an argument with someone online that devolved into the DeAtH tOlL oF cOmMuNiSm and the person I was arguing against was literally posting screenshots of the responses to my points from one of these things. Of course, it was using numbers I’ve only seen from the blaaack booook and trying to explain to them that the source the model was pulling from is debunked was akin to screaming into a void.

      It’s a glimpse into a real dismal future where people look to these things and take their response as truth. Ripe for manipulation. k-pain

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      17 days ago

      I have to do everything in my power to stop making tech companies force AI chatbots on me…it’s honestly mind-boggling people actually seek them out to think on their behalf.

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    These idiots just think you open one office and suddenly all manufacturing just happens there.

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      Step 1: Buy a building somewhere cheap, like Wyoming

      Step 2: Hire some interns

      Step 3: Tell interns to build you a Switch 2

      Step 4: Fire the interns that say “we don’t know how to do this we’re $70,000 in debt and fresh out of college” or “we have no equipment or materials to make a sandwich, let alone a microprocessor, this is just an abandoned asbestos factory/fat rendering plant”

      Step 5: ?

      Step 6: $299 Switch 2 consoles, baby!

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    even if they did, where does he think the materials for said parts come from? bloody morons

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    The woke liberal media doesn’t want you to know this, but the United States has vast untapped natural reserves of NVIDIA Tengra processors buried in the ground in Nevada. The liberals want us to ignore them and import Taiwanese Tengra ore instead!

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    16 days ago

    moving switch 2 production to the mainland USA like the Soviets moving their heavy industry east of the Urals.