• RejZoR@lemmy.ml
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    17 days ago

    These idiots just think you open one office and suddenly all manufacturing just happens there.

    • CloutAtlas [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      17 days ago

      Step 1: Buy a building somewhere cheap, like Wyoming

      Step 2: Hire some interns

      Step 3: Tell interns to build you a Switch 2

      Step 4: Fire the interns that say “we don’t know how to do this we’re $70,000 in debt and fresh out of college” or “we have no equipment or materials to make a sandwich, let alone a microprocessor, this is just an abandoned asbestos factory/fat rendering plant”

      Step 5: ?

      Step 6: $299 Switch 2 consoles, baby!