uSSRI [he/him]

Full of cheap off brand energy drinks and empty chewing tobacco tins. God bless america!

Yeah if most of em aren’t in food assistance programs, is it really an american style military?

Yeah let’s get the dudes who rode horses in WW2 to train my modern army!

Boebert Stalin after that

I’m in the position that I hate my job so damn much, but the process of applying for new ones also fills me with rage and is a very degrading process. Which hate will win out?

I’m Entertained

Pinky out, fancy tea time pea shooter

Oh shit that reminds me of the time I saw something weird in the sky.

I was with a friend at his grandparents house out in the country, and we were having a bonfire at night in the backyard just hanging out being 10 years old.

We both saw 3 lights in a triangle shape move slowly and quietly across the sky. The lights were enough that we figured we would hear it because it seemed so close, but they still looked like aircraft lights, so weird plane no big deal.

Then without even rotating or turning it shifted direction it was moving in and then reversed direction. Shit planes just dont do.

Now I think we saw a very very early drone? It was around 1998 and there was a national guard/military base nearby.

Hell yeah I love local/regional things like these

My dad was riding bikes with friends as a kid and as they were coming up to a really curved and wooded stretch of road with low visibility, my dad heard a voice loud in his ear saying “get off the road, pull over! Quick!”

So he stopped and got all his friends to stop and go over to the side of the road he was on. Pretty soon after a car came zooming around the corner way too fast and would have plowed into them all.

His brother woke up in the middle of the night with weird pressure on his legs, and it looked like someone invisible was sitting on his legs.

We both used to feel some kind of presence in the house growing up. Like I knew I was the only one home, but had to physically check every room was empty on multiple occasions because it didnt feel like I was alone. That lead to one time I was younger and had snuck out of my room to watch TV at like 3am. I heard something STOMPING hard and fast up the stairs from the basement and then go completely silent once it hit the top of the stairs and didnt hear anything after that.

I just ticked from 91% to 92% myself today…thats shit is getting hard. At least I finished the “path of pain” segment for this one apparently. Now its just endurance combat thats kicking my ass.

Way back when Roe v. Wade was still a thing, I was driving past a pretty long line of planned parenthood protesters all with their graphic signs with pictures of fetuses and Bible quotes. Right in the middle of them, this dude was standing in his work uniform holding a sign for $10 pizza with the biggest fucking grin on his face i have ever seen. What an absolute champ.

Yeah he didnt exactly stick around after his kid was born

Silksong act 3 wow my thumbs hurt and as a sweaty handed individual, i dont think my controller is surviving this game.

Yeah Sherlock was hopped up on Victorian era speedballs, his shit cannot be farther from together

My thumbs hurt and i have allowed it to take over my life in place of other things I need to do. I really gotta hurry and and beat it before it beats me. I love it so much.

Its so fuckin fun. I don’t think my controller will survive the game, im getting a blister on my thumb from jamming the D-pad as hard as I can lol.

I was stuck on that stupid early boss I think everyone gets stuck on? (I’m not looking anything up ((except the location of the last item of a “find the 6 blanks” type quest)) as much as possible and everyone’s been great with being as spoiler free as possible.)

Once I beat that boss it all started to click and now im cruising through this thing knocking down bosses left and right… for now. I’m sure another challenge and wall is coming.

I could honestly use a little more sweaty platforming spots for optional and hidden areas, but im still in act 1.