What if… just what if… you say “Thank you, big man Blastoise”?

Very well done. You’re booked at the stockade for the entirety of next week.

I even hear Norway’s getting a navy (⁠ㆁ⁠ω⁠ㆁ⁠)

This is the worst Disney secret agent teen action tv show ever.

Human society just has to round this one up by ishowspeed randomly slamming open some entrance near Musk, taking aim and lining up a smack - which is accelerated by speed leaning into it with a double flip - that explodes on to Elons face, effectively implanting Elons skull into the center of a small crater.

The monument of his remains will be maintained to inform future generations of what had transpired that day.

Look at those evil immigrants. No doubt they’ll… they’ll… hold on, can we use some AI to replace the stock photo with brown people? Thank you.

The #pope? ⛪

He ded… ☠️

Amen. 🙏

exe malware: targets Wine

me: oh shi

$4,000

Plc.4 Mie Hæd in my ass.

I just listened to Linkin Park “Reanimation”…

… I’VE COME SO FAR TO LOOSE IT ALL~!

IN THE END~ IT DOESN’T EVEN MATTER~!

…he sucked dick at airport toilet, didn’t he?