Humidity is a bitch here. AC keeps it at 70° F overnight and 72° F during the day. Heat won’t cut on unless it’s 62° F in the winter, and it runs only a couple of times over the entire season.

TL:DR He says his dong is normal sized.

Inspector Gadget theme. It starts off slow and subtle but if you’re having a really big one, you might get to the ‘Go, Gadget Go’ line, which I think would be kind of encouraging and celebratory!

Having an erection on demand button sounds wrought with hazards of it’s own design.

You can’t have a civilization without civility.

In an unsigned order, the court stopped short of ordering the return of the migrant, Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia, indicating that courts may not have the power to require the executive branch to do so

This is the most important part to me. Supreme Clowns don’t have the authority to override the Executive? What power do they have then?

I flat out don’t accept the notion that some starts have no planets. As far as I am concerned, if we have 8 major plantes and on average, 40% of planets are ejected, we should assume the average number of starting planets is 11.

Well, they all have to spend 2 weeks at a trump hotel on the way, which is, of course, the standard deportation procedure.

I like them because they’re so cheap. Plus SmartTube is the only way I can bear to watch youtubes on the TV anymore.

Spout nonsense with enough confidence and you can wield unimaginable power. Am I talking about LLMs or president poopy pants?

I did it and it never occurred to me to even ask what other people thought about it. It was a benefit available to me, so I took advantage of it. If your coworkers said that real men don’t care about their teeth, would it stop you from going to the dentist? Coworkers come and go but family is for life.

Every time I see the words Secretary of State Marco Rubio I almost do a spit take.

Mine was in the Athens/Acropolis area.

In former Soviet Russia, gift gets you!

That whole geography thing only works if we remain united. That’s no longer a given in my book.

Super surprised to see Publix leading this list.

I think the entire staff should follow his lead. What’s the point of working for a ‘news’ paper if they flat out tell you it’s all propaganda from here on out?

No. They’re extinct.

I don’t think it’s unusual for voices to be raised in a passionate disagreement, but maybe it is and I’m just in a similar situation.

It’s been a decade since I visited but I remember seeing them quite a bit back in the day. I never see any in the States either anymore.