UFO ending

dog ending

meanwhile china’s plan to destroy the US:

i’m gonna be an irish r&b singer

fr*cking rust ruining the fun

protip: you can avoid piss splatter when peeing standing up if you keep your pants on while you do it

avoiding sleep so your brain stops deepfaking your memories

👁️

it’s a subtle salute to the semen retrieval squads 🫡

growing boobs so I can make my own on demand

sing this song for them

Stalin’s breakfast buckwheat porridge, for when you’re so hungry you could eat All The Grain

it was made by a hexbear user, here’s an explanation, along with a link to the repo

you still might be able to lurk https://diethex.net/

all you have to to is throw an exception if the number is bigger than 100, who even needs numbers that big anyways?

pro hacker tip: you can optimize this by using “num” for the variable name instead of “number”

j octo ber

we just need to spend 5 trillion more dollars and pollute the neighborhoods of 10 million more p**rs to do that