I see your haven’t downloaded it yet, and raise you a I don’t even know what the hell it is.

Getting fired from that place was the _sob best thing that ever happened to me.

Sorry if I’m being dense, but what would be the point of that?

My old person trait is when someone offers me coffee, I look at my watch.

Man I used to waterpik every single night, but they stopped manufacturing the tip that I liked and I can’t find it anywhere (even on eBay).

It’s a weak excuse I know, but I really think I’d get back into it if I could find the tips I liked.

Watching my dad right-click, and select “Copy” from the popup menu…

This is like an open source “hey Google”?