The superior way is to eat it like corn on the cob. Start at the pointier end and chew straight back to the mangonus. Don’t forget to smother it in butter after shucking the husk.

And pizza on Fridays

Well, yours has been up for over four hours so you should call a doctor.

POWER WORD KILL!

I think a little more like Yankees/Red Sox in baseball. Two things that basically seem the same to outsiders but which have their own devoted/crazy followings.

Rubber baby buggy bumpers. Wait. Did you say “on Reddit” or “with a mouthful of peanut butter?”

I’m guessing it’s all down to sports. “I’m a Christian, so that means I’m on Christ’s team. Obviously Christ’s biggest rival is Antichrist, so I have to be against him too. Booooo Antichrist!”

I can imagine women throwing all kinds of things at him. Maybe some of them have run out of sharp or blunt things to throw and went for what they had.

Pretty sure there’s a chemical element named “lead”

“I have a Mint Majesty for… Jarley Murk?”

*13y

I’m still gonna pronounce gif as gif though

The fediverse introduces people to you

I use the blank stare with “what do you mean?” Then I continue to be clueless as they explain whatever shitty viewpoint they’re backing.

Dude. I can’t draw a bicycle while looking at it.

Handle? That’s the propeller.

Cross stitches are all squares, French knots are circles, and back stitches are lines. Looks like they just left out the pink since the circles for the pads have the pink heart in them.

It would be kinda creepy if it was taken before he got shot

Chad Communists are made with mematic

Lots of mentions of The Boss, but not those other cheery Jerseyites. Bon Jovi with “Livin’ on a Prayer.”