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I mean you can tell if it’s ripe or not by pressing against the part where the stem used to be- if there’s a little give, you should be good.
I feel like people who hate Honeydew are like people who hate bananas but only have eaten fully green bananas. Like yea, if you don’t let it ripen it’s gonna suck.
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News@lemmy.world•House Democrats release more photos from Jeffrey Epstein's estate
8·9 天前No no, didn’t you hear? His relationship with Epstein was purely business. That’s why there are Trump branded condoms in the photo dump, it was purely a business thing.
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cats@lemmy.world•It was cold. This stray kitty chose me and napped for half an hour.
2·14 天前That poor cat is gonna have to hitchhike so far just to get to your front door now!
The fermata means you need to give head for a longer time than normal.
I would also consider the evolutionary advantage of having pets. Dogs help hunt and herd and cats help with farm pests that could spread disease. It just makes sense that societies that accepted that help and encouraged the symbiotic relationship would fare better than those that didn’t.
Also I hope the news is right: racoons are next on the list. We need to pet the racoons. It’s a matter of national security.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Do these look like fake cigarettes or used tampons?
10·30 天前I’d say they’re fine, but if you have some yellow dye it could give a more orange color that I associate with cigs.
Unless you expect yellow lighting then you are genius.
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World News@lemmy.world•Putin's adviser warns Russia risks new civil war and internal collapse of the nationEnglish
5·1 个月前Yep. History curves to justice my ass.
We didn’t start the fire, we didn’t light it but we tried to fight it. And fucking failed the open book test each time.
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World News@lemmy.world•Millionaire CEO warns US economic situation could lead to revolutionEnglish
1·1 个月前“I will have you know I am a self made man! Just like my father and his father before him!”
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World News@lemmy.world•Millionaire CEO warns US economic situation could lead to revolutionEnglish
24·1 个月前I mean the millionaire class is a grey area between those who are so rich they are completely out of touch with working class realities, and those who were working class who got a break and played a good hand right.
Personally I don’t really have a problem with millionaires, that’s an amount you can make playing by the rules and not bending them to your own will.
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DeGoogle Yourself@lemmy.ml•Your guide to a new Music Streaming service (Reworked)
2·2 个月前Just a shot in the dark, but something tells me Spotify being an EU company made OP think they were better simply because they weren’t based in the US. Yea, US sucks, but don’t let that rage blind us to other monsters who might get off easy being from one of the “good” countries.
Especially now, 5 months later, Spotify is advertising ICE recruitment videos in Chicago. IMO Spotify is the worst of the bunch.
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Map Enthusiasts@sopuli.xyz•Passenger trains in the United States vs EuropeEnglish
6·2 个月前Yea, that is true. I mean having more robust regional routes covering smaller sections would be cool but don’t expect an extensive web of trains going around the Rockies or Wyoming.
I’d love to see something reasonable to cover the empire builder line- I just want to get home to Seattle from Chicago for the holidays in under $100 round trip :/ otherwise it’s Alaska Airlines for me.
Which is why it’s so important that we turn out and vote in the midterms. So many Americans don’t vote in the midterms because it’s not for the presidential race.
Anyway if you can vote in the next midterms, show TF up and we could actually get the votes to oust this monster.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's the weirdest hobby you've heard of?
13·2 个月前Serial killers just murder hobbyists so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•People whose parents have become fascist, how are you dealing with it?
18·3 个月前I used to have political arguments with my dad all the time, but like in a fun debate team way. It really was a fun part of our relationship until 2020… and then shit got real when I moved to a big city and the fun was gone.
When I moved home for a year, the first few months were rough. Lots of anger, lots of pain, but eventually I came to realize nothing I could say would do anything- to my family I was just woke end of story. So I stopped talking politics at all with them, and started talking about music, or yard work, or how we like our coffee. Honestly that opened things up later on to have more honest conversations that were more level headed. Frankly I got him to agree with DEI as a concept so long as I avoided buzzwords or call it DEI by name.
My dad is still the same guy- still funny, he’s still bright, he’s still kind and would absolutely help a child on the side of the road, he just listened to too much patriot radio. I still call him, but we had to realize our relationship and who we are to each other comes first. Politics might change but he’s always my dad and I’m always his son. Besides, when I came out as bi at 16 he was the only one who told me he loved me so that’s gotta mean something. He’s still in there.
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Fediverse@lemmy.world•Beware, another "wonderful" conservative instance to "free us" has appeared English
2·3 个月前I mean unless you spend thousands of dollars on targeted ads in 2016 but that’s totally different.
Also accepting imperfect allies is huge.
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•"Pro-life" and "pro-choice" aren't actually opposite positions
101·3 个月前I feel like this is where the debate gets lost in the fog-
Access to abortion isn’t about killing babies. It isn’t about population control. It isn’t about avoiding a christian based moral accountability for having unprotected sex.
It’s about consent and an individuals ownership over their body.
The opposite of a government controlling what a anyone can and cannot do with their body is letting the people have full control to what happens to their body.
In this case both the no abortions and forced abortions camps are on the same side. They are about control.
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Fediverse@lemmy.world•Beware, another "wonderful" conservative instance to "free us" has appeared English
1·3 个月前The enemy of my enemy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Fediverse@lemmy.world•Beware, another "wonderful" conservative instance to "free us" has appeared English
342·3 个月前Hot take (?):
It’s fantastic that there is a branch of MAGA who hates the corporate Internet as much as we do.


Oh absolutely. I’m a full time musician and the only way I’ve been able to do that is play 23 different instruments. Being good enough to play in a group is all you need- you get good really quick when money is on the line.