Hey Panama, it ain’t right that you’re charging people to use the Panama Canal. Give it to me so I can gouge the fuck out of it, including US shipping companies.

Unless they’re prepared to tickle my saggy balks of course, then they get friends and family discount.

What have the pop band from the 80s got to do with the direction? Is there some code in their lyrics that will point her the right way?

Comrade, how can you forgets. Is special military operation, we are not the aggressor

So you’re saying he’s legless and ‘armless