Used coffee grinds.

How do you even say his name?

Oh dang.

Heil, Shitler!

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome on stage, The Stale Anuses.

How do you to war on an empty stomach?

What a dumbass pedophile.

Cheetos, please.

He died at 76 years of age and looked like 150.

Why isn’t Trump and the Republican Party doing it now?

Privacy reasons? Now I’m wondering what really happens in the cockpit.

And planets are fully developed marbles.

I is agreeable.

Who the heck is Medvedev? Exactly.

Watson’s Ginger Ale.

They better be NSFW selfies.

Does the US only really have Tesla?

A bad joke.

I stand corrected:)

No, I really don’t think that was inciting violence. Do you really think she punched her? I must be really powerful then, eh?