I think with Tiamat, the best answer is just to go along with whatever she wants.

It’s sort of Tiamat-stuck-to-the-head-of-a-very-large-angry-lady.

heh, no worries :)

I did already workshop this one through about 20,000 people, so I’m pretty happy with it :D

Unfortunately, I was writing descriptions that a D&D DM might adapt into rules, and “venomous” isn’t a damage type.

the ultimate d***head.

It’s a good way to get more… :)

There actually was a goblin of the year award that had about 170 entrants - but nobody told me.