The ocean, sooner or later…

I was in a band called Nostalgic Brainrot in the mid 80s (which is the entire decade).

We only played covers of the worst disco songs we could find. We were not very successful, or even widely tolerated.

Absolutely. Republicans aren’t in the business of being logically consistent or even the least bit honest, though.

Religious indoctrination and shaming.

It’s heavily affected by the fact that I used to listen to After the Revolution to fall asleep (in a good way! It’s a great book and Robert Evans’ voice is soothing IMO), but here’s mine:

Can confirm!

Newsweek contacted Obama by press contact form on his website

I’m not gonna spoil the ending by linking the article 😉

The sun rose and also set.

As long as you put your bow away! It made a horrible mess the last time you “helped” my sandwich with it!

The look on your faces when you found out that you didn’t even need cattle for it!

Not in front of people from ACTUAL Chicago. They’re REALLY touchy about that afair…

Rather than top right where it belongs.

Must really suck to be from a state so bad that the city named after it is worse than the Missouri part of it!

That’s like losing a spelling bee where the tiebreaker is how to spell your child’s name!

EDIT: OH! Cup Noodle

Best OOC postscript of the year 😂

If not, drawing one will be the first order of business!

!theyknew@lemmy.sdf.org

We can populate the next generation of politicans, CEOs, and journalists from this clown school.

I thought we already did? Where else would they be finding Republican politicians and opinion columnists?

The head of quality control at Tesla in charge of eyeballing: reincarnated Marty Feldman

Wife: THE DARK FLAME OF UDUN WILL NOT goddammit, now I’m doing it too!

That was my first thought too, followed by “should’ve tasted diesel in stead” 😄