Eddy Bauer makes a good sweater. I pick up additional ones every year when we drive by the outlet malls.
“I said no olive juice… I don’t like it (gulp) dirty.”
Wrong. That’s Brannigan’s law.
Inexpensive cars
Is the owner allowed to write off food donations like this?
You think the cob is your ally? You merely adopted the cob. I was born in the cob… molded by it. I didn’t see corn OFF the cob until I was a grown man. And by then…it was nothing to me, but FREEAZING!
The cob betrays you!
I use Textra
When there’s an umbrella-rush, sell rain.
Your watch… does the charger plug into the USB, or does USB plug into the watch?
That theory might work if the data point labels didn’t directly correspond with the Y axis labels.
Joker is the other movie.
You can’t have your chocolate gold metal and eat it too.
My wife likes to talk while she’s making love. Last night, she called me up from the Holiday Inn.
This is why I pause after someone says “What?”
Then they look at me puzzled when I don’t repeat it.
Orange Garlic
Orange segments and the juices, pressed garlic, olive oil, s&p.
We’re finally getting to the root of the problem.
It’s a good, solid rhyme. It’s just used way too often in children’s media.
When you hear hoofbeats, think lupus, not zebras.