Speaker [e/em/eir]

Real-time interpreter in the corner of the screen going nuts whenever you have the radio on.

Somebody’s gotta pay for all the CoD and Tom Clancy ads.

How has no one put up the GOAT, Sniper Elite? With every release a fresh new way to evaporate Nazis in glorious high definition slow motion, X-rays and everything. These are the games that taught us all that no Nazi has a penis, but every last one has explosible testicles.

When I learned you were supposed to hold the middle bit in your left hand I attained enlightenment.

If the trend continues, they’ll reach the 2000s and the next one will be a 140 hour campaign about how brilliant the Nazis are and how they totally should have won like in pick any History Channel show.

I didn’t even kill my wife, so Silent Hill is easy mode.

Helps with grip, helps protect your delicate fingers, good for scratching and picking out lice and mites and so on. Useful when under attack.