You know what makes food taste good? Fat and salt. Lots of it. You know what’s bad for the body? Lots of fat and salt. I’m here for a good time, not a long time. Gimme those deep fried cheese sticks.

Well the pinto had modest intentions. It was just meant to be an affordable compact car with good gas milage. The cybertruck is just a look-at-me-mobile for douche bros who have the rapey vibes of early Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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