If you salute in midair, your patriotism will reduce the fall damage. Saluting the charger probably still wouldn’t have helped though.

You only have the rights to your likeness until 70 years after the death of your author (your mom)

Alternatively, your mom starts with the rights, and you never even get them. (unless she sells them to you)

“Sorry kiddo, you took a selfie, so now I’m taking you to court.”

He had one moment of weakness and then spent the rest of his life trying to make up for it

Instructions unclear Now have flaming chainsaw terminators after me

What do you want? “Ave, true to Kaiser?”

I thought I would be smart, and brought the shield generator to keep out the shriekers. Yeah, that only blocks projectiles, and the shriekers flew right through it…

I think there’s also a play off of The Ship of Theseus, since it’s a recompilation of the original game

He’s an onion

I think it depends on if you hit the ship before the tank/bot has started dropping. If you can hit it while it’s still completely on the ship, I think it works. At the very least, I’ve seen tank corpses stuck in mid-air after the ship goes down.

The Black Tide series has something similar that they use to clear out zombies. It’s carried by helicopter with the shield protecting upwards, and it makes noise and flashes lights to attract the horde. They drop it off in the middle of an area they want to clear, and then pick it up a few weeks later.

A newt?

That’s me!

I got bits and bytes mixed up for a minute, and was trying to figure out how the heck you halve a boolean