SeductiveTortoise

How about happy?

fair point

Is it? I thought it was just “ugly men in your neighborhood”

Thank god the rest of the government is absolutely perfect 😐

We’re dozens!

Hello my brother/sister/velociraptor/etc in screens. We’re worthless together 💖

Never merge. Only cherry pick.

*jizz trio

Hey, we did speak out and most of us didn’t shut up since. Fuck EA, VW, BMW, whoever tries to push microtransactions.

Arm in to the shoulder, using him as a puppet.

Thank god I got it out in time.

Windows sucks balls.

I have to use windows at my new job, and I hate it so much. Have I said that in the last few minutes?

I’m not trying to, I want to boost my confidence!

Who defines the sexiest man alive? I think I’d really deserve it. Not because I’m that sexy, but it would really boost my confidence.

Survivor ship plane bias.

I don’t fight it. I have a small project that’s completely fucked up, and I refactor it a little every day as a treat. So relaxing 💖

You leave Andorra out of this, alright?

It should be fine. The copyright expired some thousand years ago.

Until recently, I thought Idiocracy was just a fun movie. Nowadays I’m scared.

For 35k…