Can’t have sex with it either.

Can we get a gif where she blinks every ten seconds?

Have you tried changing the filters?

I would watch that.

But Poirot loves to eat trees!

Get a Pixel?

Passing the controller around the room playing God of War 3 on Wednesday nights.

Make a document with all of the passwords and save it to her desktop. Print it, too, and leave it in a drawer.

Neat! Thank you

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I always go six minutes. Fight me.

What’s the Death Note?

That’s probably 2% of their holiday bonus!

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I’m here for the same reasons. I’m still figuring it out. So far so good though.

I’m mired in grief and loneliness. Where’s my massage? I guess I’m not eligible.

But that bumper sticker…

It’s not shitty, out of control weeds, babe. It’s a Japanese Micro Forest. Get with it.

BAM! Herpes