Ex-egg. Turns out wishing you were a girl does work.

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Cake day: July 2nd, 2024

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  • Ouch! That reminds me of one of the episodes which led to my egg cracking…

    Scene: me, out drinking with some friends who just happen to all be women (no hint there, obviously). Fairly well-oiled at this point.

    Me: Since everyone else is a girl, maybe I should just become one too, ha ha!
    Fren (surprised): Where did that come from? Are you transgender? That’s cool if you are, I’m bi by the way.
    Me: Ha ha no, only joking, just felt like the odd one out that’s all, let’s change the subject right now…
    Me (to self): fuck fuck fuck where did that come from, I mean I do want to be a girl, but cis people don’t say that kind of thing, dumbass

    Get home; wake up with hangover and gender crisis.