I regret buying one without it.

Nobody should ever use the internet without uBlock Origin.

I got a fitness armband as a gift and use gadgetbridge (free and open source Android app) https://gadgetbridge.org/gadgets/wearables/huawei-honor/ Maybe it supports your watch?

Because I want my alarm clock to actually work.

https://apnews.com/article/ap-top-news-international-news-weekend-reads-china-health-269b3de1af34e17c1941a514f78d764c https://skepchick.org/2023/08/maker-naomi-wu-is-silenced-by-chinese-authorities-and-why-i-blame-elon-musk/

you named your account nutsack and complain about “reddit culture”

Just like they would never attack Ukraine…

This is obviously a spoon for people with hand tremors 😉