Losurdo_Enjoyer [he/him]

And hey, if they keep hiding behind AI, maybe start responding to them with “According to my calculations, your originality levels are critically low.”

devastating, deepseek is a complete and utter dork

if there was a flair system in place admins should pin that to every person who interacted with the bit account lol

https://hexbear.net/search?q=xinjiang&type=All&listingType=All&creatorId=1724446&page=1&sort=New

it was the bit account that said it here https://hexbear.net/comment/6050469

honestly another thing that should have clued us into the bit, xiaohongshu was always super secretive about their personal life but i had just figured they were loosening up for whatever reason

i dont think the whole post deserves a tagline, but there are some very funny ass taglines available.

Although I changed my pants that day, I refused to get rid of the pants I peed. It was my own sign of defiance, a sign of connection with those who are suffering, a sign of mourning for those who have died. I decided to buy a shadowbox for them, mounting the pants inside. I have those pants on my wall now above my desk, a constant reminder of how easily the things we value, like freedom, like life, can be taken away from us.

like this shit nearly had me in tears earlier

i like that more actually, by making it so clear they’re not xiaohongshu it feels less like slander towards xiao lol

i think the best part about that part of the bit is that in some bizzaro world where the state went after xiaohongshu for using hexbear, one of the most pro china sites on the internet, why would they go after like one comment about xinjiang and not all the dooming and glooming about liberals winning in china etc.

they put effort into it and its a bit that’s clearly fake if you actually read through, actually a good bit for once

i think it’s someone from the fake news crowd i dont think this is shipwreck. no fucking way the real one doesnt tell me to read super imperialism when i post this comment and tag them https://hexbear.net/comment/6044107

this brave poster pissed their pants in solidarity with all those oppressed in xinjiang. also poster inexplicably knows mystical “chinese morse code”

xiaohongshu bringing back a simulatedliberalism tier bit or someone from the fakenews crowd doing an actually funny bit for once? reading through the previous posts on this account with a closer look, my verdict: not xiaohongshu. i cant believe i didnt catch on when i posted a thread critical of mmt and michael hudson wasnt posted at me in response. also just a huge lack of michael hudson posting in general

I also know that when someone asks if you’re a top or a bottom it’s funny to say “jungle” and I would like to understand why.

… been a league addict for a long time and i’ve never heard this. however i assume the joke is that someone is asking how you prefer to experience s*x, and then u pretend that you’ve misunderstood them and think they’re asking which role you play in league of legends. there are 3 lanes on the map in league, top which is 1v1, mid which is also 1v1, and bot which is 2v2 (adc+support vs adc+support). there is also a neutral area that separates the 3 lanes called the jungle that has a dedicated player called the "jungler.