I call shenanigans!

The memo identifies potential domestic terrorists as someone expressing “anti-Christian,” “anti-capitalism” or “anti-American” views.

Fuck Jesus. Fuck working 60 hours a week for minimum wage. The USA can eat my asshole.

Come get me, bitch.

“What’s the deaaal with unfunny, stupid comedians?”

Trump was an undercover FBI agent raping underage girls so he wouldn’t blow his cover.

I don’t have a doubt in my mind Trump’s mayonnaise brain might now think this is true. Him and reality have never really got along.

America is basically “I got mine, fuck you” and “others don’t deserve a thing because reasons” all the way down.

It’s like a snake eating it’s own tail.

neither of us EVER drank from a garden hose, it just tastes fucking disgusting.

100 percent!

Dumb kids of all generations drink from the garden hose.

The smart ones go inside and get it from the kitchen (or disconnect the hose and drink directly from the tap which tastes perfectly fine)

Shush.

First rule about Gen X, we don’t remember about Gen X.

Speaking as a Canadian, I don’t want New England, New York, Washington and Oregon.

The eastern states are slightly less crazy, but there are a shit ton of crazy Christian gun fucking kooks in the Western states. No thank you.

We would have to do some de-arming and reeducation before taking those on.

I hope Trump is the last Boomer President.

It’s like the boomers last gasp to really fuck EVERYTHING up once and for all.

And of course you’re fine with wasting police and investigation time on people who entered shit into AI just to see what it would return.

If it says “made in USA” it goes back on the shelf backwards.

A little dirt mixed into a clear paint. To a cop, it just looks like a dirty licence plate. To AI powered cameras it looks like T̶̗̈ℲM-ԀC̴̦͝)0

I think Clippy is the wrong icon for this. Microsoft Bob would have been better and it predated Clippy by a few years.! .

They’re probably painting the US side black to stop americans from leaving.

…and brag about how it took them 2 weeks to get their printer and scanner working.

He’s actually doing some really new and interesting things. Probably none of it is going to catch on as a look, but it’s unique.

Also, a lot of the cuts look interesting because of how he shaves it. A week or two after the cut and it will lose the effect - another reason why none of these will trend.

That little fucker ruined Blade Runner for me. He can’t act and his voice rubs against my colon and makes me want to shit my pants.

The ONLY good thing he did was get the shit beat out of him in Fight Club.

And to think we might have had David Bowie as Niander Wallace if they had just started filming earlier.

If there are Linux applications that aren’t complete janky shit, I’ll switch.

I need a multitrack DAW recorder that understands older and newer audio interfaces and a good multi-camera video editor.

I’m not sure I love Mr Trash Wheel, but we fuck like we’re in love.

MAGA view themselves in one good group and others in another group.

The ones in the other group are below them and often need punishing just for existing.

Usually the other group is also some shade of brown.