CarbonConscious [he/him]

Truth. Wii U was never allowed to mature long enough to pass the age of innocence.

Fuck that I just got back into Wii U modding. Just try and chop that chonky lil guy in half.

Plenty of us bought it as a joke!

“haha check it out guys, I just bought an expansion pack for a single player game that cost $2. This is gonna blow up in their faces so hard.”

And it did blow up in their faces - which is to say a minor PR dip wisped past them and then a huge pile of minimal-effort cash blew up into their faces.

So that is to say, I’m sorry future generations. We thought it would turn out funnier than this. :(