Obligatory “I’m not a biologist” disclaimer

You could take an X chromosome from both parents either way. And I’m pretty sure all the other chromosomes wouldn’ make that much of a difference

No offence to Robin Williams, but I think having a living specimen of an ancient species who lived millions of years ago might help scientists advance evolutionary biology by a lot

Or maybe not, but look at that little guy, he’s so cute :D

Red flags? That’s the greenest flag I’ve ever seen

Absolutely nothing happened. She just said “sorry I mistook you for someone else” and I never saw her again.

Though I do remember I once mistook a random guy for one of my friends and showed him a meme. Then I realized he wasn’t my friend and he said “Sorry I’m not that guy, good meme though”

Good, that means she’s an extremely shallow girl willing to leave me for futile motives. Thank you for helping me dodge a bullet cowboy.

The two messages have a different font and the third one somehow has more JPEG than the rest of the image

I think this is peak internet

Where science?

That’s kind of why I said I’m not a biologist

All fun and games until they all go extinct because their environment had a slight variation and they could not adapt to it because they’re all clones with the same genes

^I’m not a biologist please don’t kill me

I mean, I’d be fine with just some cuddles and a movie, but this also works

FUTO keyboard for the win 😎

Women are not women and are not men

I think my autocorrect is a little confused

ZEROCALCARE MENTIONED LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOO

I don’t think the armenians would like to go through the armenian genocide all over again

This is a Shitpost community, not a spitting facts community

Will you be my eternal arch nemesis?

You’re a corebooter

Not me apparently

I do not wish to be horny anymore

I just want to be happy

Where science?