My hand reflexively drew to my holstered stapler.

Do not pay for Nintendo Online.

The increased price of games is probably going to bring back people wanting padded-to-fuck games again like Donkey Kong 64.

My friend is like this. It’s like, they want everything to be a never-ending MMO. There’s a whole online culture of patchnote influencers for games like this. For fighting games I could get it, but for something that’s like singleplayer/online co-op like Monster Hunter is so fucking bizarre. Like an alien reading music lyrics as non-fiction writing or something.

Edit: oh, TheSpectreOfGay already said this.

I’m putting two staples in your chest and one in the head execution style.

The posts making fun of it are pretty good.
https://old.reddit.com/r/SteamDeck/comments/1iklrbs/someone_ruined_my_flight/

I’m fucking steaming about the steamdeck. So mad.

Stop that. You’re making it hard to hate you.

Exactly.

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We’re not gunna’ go “uh huh. oh yeah. just a sec, this 15 minute final fantasy xiii cutscene just started and i can’t listen to you and it at the same time.”

We’re playing Boktai on real carts and running around trying to catch the sunlight in its solar sensor. We’re Pokemon Going. We’re carrying consoles in our front pants pockets and it doesn’t even look that bad. We’re getting hits on 3DS streetpass.

We’re thriving on actual portable gaming.

No.

We’re not buying FunKey Ss to play “while waiting in the grocery line.” We’re not going to the library to game. We’re not going to pokemon card tournaments to emulate Pokemon Black 2 in the corner. We’re not strapping our monstrosities to airplane seats. We’re not clothes shopping with our wives with a SteamDeck in one of our hands. We’re not bringing a backpack to carry the carrying case for the device.

It ends now.

“I had a German guy ask me about battery life and then sound unimpressed”

Thank you.

https://old.reddit.com/r/UnexpectedSteamDeck/comments/151ni67/playing_steam_deck_in_public_day_3/

https://old.reddit.com/r/SteamDeck/comments/1ihliem/they_called_a_madman_built_a_simple_but_reliable/

I’m stapling your steamdeck screen.

Oh what’s inside the bindle at my side? A Sega Game Gear and the 366 batteries it needs to run for 8 hours.