Archangel

Thank God. This would have been 2 straight hours of mind-numbing dialogue between characters about how much they’ve been through together and how much they’re going to miss each other.

As in…he’s the “victim” of human trafficking.

…and immediately renames it “Trump Station”, and puts a giant Trump sign out front.

Twitter, of course. Elon’s already made it quite comfortable for them over there.

“Let’s start today’s meeting by going around the table, so everyone can say something nice about me. We’ll start with Little Marco. Go ahead, Little Marco…tell everyone what your wife said about me last night.”

Let me guess…everyone already bought their tickets?

“El-mo”? More like “El-NO”! Amiright, guys?

Guy’s probably already dead.

So, is he seriously telling other countries not to just blindly go along with whatever the US tells them to do, but instead to resist and stand up for themselves?

And Trump is ok with this messaging? Hmmm.

Ooh, ooh…I did that.

In clear violation of the 1st amendment.

So, all those research papers were written by AI? Huh.

So, is your account just restricted in Turkey? Or everywhere, based on local Turkish law?

So, I guess this means we’re not going to colonize Mars anymore?

Did they leave the feet on your pillow? That means they love you.

Considering this word really applies most to people like Joe Rogan, I find this whole thing pretty ironic.

Why would they give him back? The US is paying them to keep these people. That was the deal. Giving him back means they don’t get paid.

Sounds like they’re running out of shit, man.

Just smash. It will be satisfying.

“Leverage” doesn’t mean you can just carve up someone else’s country and give parts of it away.