This really is a shitpost.
I don’t recall the trade name, but my uncle had a service that utilized Laserdiscs to remove poo.
It was a huge upgrade from his Beta Max.
and they float into the sky where they turn into stars

The poo dropped right on someone’s car.

The Lord works in mysterious ways.
This is an inferior product compared to my patented CatapoopTM and TrepoocheTM
I bet you’re still envious of VaPOOriser.
But yours don’t also deplete our precious helium supply…?

Human waste management systems in a nutshell.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Out of flight
And when it’s high enough, it explodes.
What happened to the good old putting it into a paper bag, put the paper bag on one of your enemies’ front entrance, set the paper bag of fire, ring the door bell, run away, and watch from a safe distance?
He called the shit poop!
Have you not heard about drone warfare? You can set these on fire, too!
health safety regs, damn OSHA
Literal shit post
oh, oh! … wait! … oh! … I see it!!! … it’s over my house!!!
Was looking for this comment. 👏

Is that Jack Black?
i hate that it looks like jack black playing jim carrey playing andy kaufman
getting a worse rating than shallow hal is wild
Which is crazy because that movie is funny.
Yea honestly it’s a great movie with a bit of a lesson tucked in. How does a jack black and ben stiller movie have 7%? lol
First thing I thought of when i saw this post!
Yesss was going to comment this!
That’s so weird, I was just talking about this movie today. Probably the first time I’ve mentioned it since I saw it 20 years ago.
imagine walking down the street and a bag of dog poop falls on your head
Something similar seems to have occured in South Korea, where North Koreans would send balloons filled with shit and propaganda
Wasn’t it the other way around, or am I remembering wrong?
No, it was a response to South Koreans sending balloons with movies and other media about the outside
I feel like I’d be far less inclined to hear out their propaganda if it was packaged with shit lol
It already happens with birds, so it’s not such a big change, if that’s the price of human progress.
Maybe it is not in a bag because the bag popped after an incident with a tern

really expecting that gif to end differently
Ugh fucking corpos stealing my ideas, I’ve been flinging baggies of dog poo into the sky since 1996.
Fling and forget!











