I just really want to point out how fucking well done the placement is of everything here. The last thing your eye naturally falls on is the punchline despite and I just think that’s fucking fantastic. Probably the muscle relaxers kicking in.

  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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    10 days ago

    you know what, it’d be real neat if skeletons were largely assumed to be good because they’re a common result of evil zombies being bathed in purifying divine fire.

    A vile necromancer raises your corpse, enslaving you against your will and forcing you to do horrible things (probably murdering your family and shit).
    Then a paladin comes along and fucking nukes the flesh off your bones, freeing you from your torment and giving you a second lease of life. Hell yeah you’d join their church.