But the branches and characters are all important because they all form part of the wider narrative and help to depict how it all comes together at the end when I find my keys were actually in my shorts from yesterday.

Now I would argue that to some extent taking the scenic route is a fair bit more pleasant than the below pic. There’s a charm to visiting one or two additional stops. You can tell great stories that are not oversimplified straight boring shit.

When I got diagnosed with ADHD this is basically one of the things that the doctor put on my diagnosis. “This motherfucker talks ADHD.”