When I’m making coffee, sometimes I’ll get impatient and take the pot out while it’s still filling up and pour myself a cup, allowing some of the still-dripping coffee to drip onto the hot part of the coffee maker and make a sizzling sound while staining it. And I don’t even care.
That’s just a peek into my twisted psyche.
One of my favorite mislead jokes I ever made up when asked about my coffee “i takee it black, cause I like my coffee how I like my women…bitter.”
Stealing this tyvm
Jokes are meant to be stolen. Enjoy.