The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · hace 7 mesesAnother productive meetinglemmy.worldimagemessage-square82linkfedilinkarrow-up1857arrow-down14cross-posted to: iiiiiiitttttttttttt@programming.dev
arrow-up1853arrow-down1imageAnother productive meetinglemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · hace 7 mesesmessage-square82linkfedilinkcross-posted to: iiiiiiitttttttttttt@programming.dev
minus-squarehakunawazo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up156arrow-down1·hace 7 mesesPro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy. Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).
minus-squareHappySkullsplitter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up62arrow-down3·hace 7 meses The toilet paper is loaded backwards
minus-squaremarduk@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up28arrow-down1·hace 7 mesesEvery time my ex would reload, she loaded it this way. Every time I found it this way, I would reverse it
minus-squareHawke@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down1·hace 7 mesesI’m pretty sure this was a contributing factor in my parents divorce.
minus-squareGFGJewbacca@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down22·hace 7 mesesExcuse me, that’s the best way to load toilet paper. The best overall, however, is a bidet. Ascend, my child.
minus-squareCheradenine@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21arrow-down1·hace 7 mesesIs there a way on Lemmy to downvote and upvote at the same time? The first part of your statement says you should up your meds, the second part is lucid though.
minus-squareBgugi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·hace 7 mesesLemmy needs to distinguish itself with character-level voting. Somebody made a great post but unironically used an interrobang? Hit 'em right in the analytics.
minus-squareDenjin@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·hace 7 mesesWhat did you just say about the interrobang‽
minus-squareLilB0kChoy@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·hace 7 mesesWhat’s an interrobang‽
minus-squareSeeker of Carcosa@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·hace 7 meses“Exquisite use of an interrobang, good sir. I doff my fedora to thee.”
minus-squarejust some guy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up32arrow-down1·hace 7 mesesAs a cat owner, you’ll never catch my rolls in this blasphemous position. Kitty’s getting misted if he confuses hanging TP as a toy
minus-squarenexguy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·hace 7 mesesSo it would look like you are chest deep in a toilet. It’s the way I prefer it anyway.
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·hace 7 mesesnone of these there’s not enough crying
minus-squareRai@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down1·hace 7 mesesCat owner… my stupid bois have found a way to empty the roll even when it’s placed like that. Nothing is safe.
minus-squareVenus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·hace 7 meses if not cat owner Bend the cardboard roll on the inside so it becomes oval-shaped. That way it doesn’t keep unrolling if they pull on it
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·hace 7 mesesThat would not stop a cat
minus-squarerovingnothing29@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down2·hace 7 mesesThe toilet paper is correctly installed
Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.
Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).
The toilet paper is loaded backwards
Every time my ex would reload, she loaded it this way. Every time I found it this way, I would reverse it
I’m pretty sure this was a contributing factor in my parents divorce.
Excuse me, that’s the best way to load toilet paper. The best overall, however, is a bidet. Ascend, my child.
Is there a way on Lemmy to downvote and upvote at the same time?
The first part of your statement says you should up your meds, the second part is lucid though.
Lemmy needs to distinguish itself with character-level voting. Somebody made a great post but unironically used an interrobang? Hit 'em right in the analytics.
What did you just say about the interrobang‽
What’s an interrobang‽
“Exquisite use of an interrobang, good sir. I doff my fedora to thee.”
As a cat owner, you’ll never catch my rolls in this blasphemous position. Kitty’s getting misted if he confuses hanging TP as a toy
So it would look like you are chest deep in a toilet. It’s the way I prefer it anyway.
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none of these there’s not enough crying
Cat owner… my stupid bois have found a way to empty the roll even when it’s placed like that. Nothing is safe.
Bend the cardboard roll on the inside so it becomes oval-shaped. That way it doesn’t keep unrolling if they pull on it
That would not stop a cat
The toilet paper is correctly installed