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Lady Butterfly @lazysoci.al to Dad for a Minute@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

Dad what's your best dad joke?

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Dad what's your best dad joke?

Lady Butterfly @lazysoci.al to Dad for a Minute@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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    I don’t often tell dad jokes, but when I do, he laughs.

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      Oh I groaned good one

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    Two sausages are sitting in a frying pan. One looks over at the other and says, “Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?” The other replies, “AHHH! IT’S A TALKING SAUSAGE!”

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      Haha fucking brilliant nice one dad

      • MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io
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        Haha!

        I remember this one as muffins in an oven.

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          I’ve heard it with muffins as well, but I maintain that sausages are funnier.

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    Where do bad rainbows go?

    To prism. It’s a light sentence but gives them time to refract

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      Brilliant! This one is genius

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    Mine don’t translate well to English. Judging by the way my teenager sighs, rolls their eyes, and closes the door, I’ll assume they are pretty good

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      Share them in their original language, then!

  • asmoranomar@lemmy.world
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    Whenever you feel like things are unfair, remember that Laura Croft’s entire life has been in ruins.

  • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.net
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    Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

    If it had four doors it’d be a chicken sedan.

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    Hey Kiddo, what’s brown and sounds like a bell?

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      I dont get it??

      • shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works
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        Dung

        • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.net
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          relevant username

        • owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca
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          What’s brown and sticky?

          • Coyote_sly@lemmy.world
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            A stick.

          • dajoho@sh.itjust.works
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            Elton John’s wedding ring.

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