• Seasm0ke@lemmy.world
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    19 hours ago

    Definitely had farts that bubbled up through the sack. Parting testis on a hot day like Moses and the red sea

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      13 hours ago

      In Elementary school, sitting in those hard seats/desks — a gentle fart would slip out (aka, calculated) and I would have to shift my weight to let the air bubbles escape from underneath my balls/taint

      It was like a little slipstream of air bubbles that got trapped; and I could shift the stream around my taint with an asscheeks-thighs-balls combo. Kinda just able to roll back and forth on a little bed of air

      I was an Airbender and never even realized