• bdot@lemmy.world
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    15 hours ago

    not only did i just find out that girls DO fart, but also that they do it TWICE!!!

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      2 hours ago

      Second grade. New girl sits next to me her first day, leans in and whispers “I’m not like other girls. You haven’t met one like me.” My thoughts: “I’m the white kid in the black neighborhood, you’re not going to be the first black girl I know.” Nope… “I’ve never farted. I don’t do that.”