Spoken by someone who will never be able to shit and ejaculate simultaneously
Omg I’m post surgery and I had heard of farts traveling forward but now I’ve experienced it. It is a weird feeling I don’t know if I’ll ever get used to it
Edit to add bonus experience: I wear a lot of dresses. Before when I’d fart it would funnel up be escape at the back of my neck. Now sometimes when it travels forward it funnels up and escapes right in my face
I have once warmed my balls.
not only did i just find out that girls DO fart, but also that they do it TWICE!!!
I farted out my dick and ass while burping once
Don’t sneeze…
hahahha that’s true. It is weirdly satisfying when they travel forward. But it only happens with silent ones.
Guys, cross your legs and fart in a pool?
I’m going to a hotel with a pool tomorrow so I’ll let you know.
And this, this is how you make a shart 👍💩