GeneralSwitch2Boycott [none/use name]@hexbear.net to games@hexbear.netEnglish · 12 days agoCryogenically freezing myself so that I can be unfrozen by the time Switch2s are affordable and I can finally play Mario Kart World only to see a giant holographic ad in the acid rain fog for...message-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up135arrow-down13file-text
arrow-up132arrow-down1message-squareCryogenically freezing myself so that I can be unfrozen by the time Switch2s are affordable and I can finally play Mario Kart World only to see a giant holographic ad in the acid rain fog for...GeneralSwitch2Boycott [none/use name]@hexbear.net to games@hexbear.netEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square5fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareDirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·edit-212 days agoThe Switch 3 is only $1,999! Sure, your pay is $1 a week, but the generous company town will give you a loan for one if you pledge your firstborn child to them and have a good credit score!
minus-squareTabitha ☢️[she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 days agoPlus with the decade of compound interest in your savings account, let me just crunch the numbers here, and–it’s gone.
The Switch 3 is only $1,999!
Sure, your pay is $1 a week, but the generous company town will give you a loan for one if you pledge your firstborn child to them and have a good credit score!
Plus with the decade of compound interest in your savings account, let me just crunch the numbers here, and–it’s gone.