Hey, did you guys hear about the one about the console gamer and the girl? Neither did we. A little lesson in love, gentlemen: chicks don’t dig guys who are behind the times. Sorry. But the good news is, when enhanced with a 3dfx Voodoo graphics accelerator, the performance and effects on your PC will kick the snot out of your console. Thus bringing you ahead of the times. So pick one up. Oh, and lose the headgear. They hate that too.
Imagine if Nvidia or AMD still made ads like this nowadays. If you don’t buy an RTX 5090 that means your DICK is SMALL
this is what those moldy gamergate losers want btw. this very specific targeted assumption*. they long for 80’s/90’s cliques, they want to live inside The Breakfast Club
* that video games are played by heterosexual young men with some amount of social incompetence.
The Platonic ideal of a gamer we must retvrn to
These nerds long for (getting shoved in) the Locker.