If you just took a shower and your balls are still “dirty” your problem isn’t the order in which you dry yourself.
If you can take a shower like a functional adult, it turns out skin is skin and wiping water off your ballsack is fundamentally identical to wiping water off the back of your hand.
Who cares? I just washed them, they’re clean. Do women have a second pussy towel or something?
But also yeah, start at top, he’s right.
Why is this gendered? I use the same towel on my cooch as my face after I shower, I would be pretty impressed by the dedication to doing laundry of someone who has a specialized crotch-drying towel.
The poster doesn’t have balls so they were curious
I don’t really pay attention to whether my valet uses one towel or several. I think he switched things up between face and body, for sure, but beyond that shrug.
Same towel for my whole body, the outside part is clean right after showering.
The ass/taint/balls combo get a good patting down, then if I have time I’ll stand over a box fan for the ultimate dry.
I just use a hair dryer. Wife made me get my own though.
You use the edges for the balls exclusively
Oh I’m opposite. Edges are for face/head exclusively and I use the middle of the towel for the rest of the body.
Just grab both ends of the towel and floss between the legs.
I start with my hair first, then face, and work my way down, but I do the butt hole last. That way my hair washes most of the fecal material out of the towel the next time I dry myself off and I don’t have as much butt stuff all over the rest of my body. Because that’s how things work.
do people just… not clean themselves in the shower?
Towels don’t only dry, they exfoliate. Even if you loofa scrub in the shower you’re still leaving skin on your towel.
Bit it’s skin that has just been washed. It’s not like you’re rubbing day old ball sweat on your face.
Unless you’re into that, of course 🤷
To each their own
what if i want someone else’s?
Are you asking for mine, because then we need to start talking about price.
Ill do it for less than this guy
My partner used to have a roommate that thought that because he only used the towel when he was “clean” after showering, that meant he never had to wash the towel. What started out as a white towel turned into a yellowing black stained horror. I can’t imagine the smell. 🤢
Yeah… no
I have also known people who claimed this. Gross.
disc.
(artist not widely known to be objectional at time of publication)
Heh! That was exactly what I was thinking of!
If you’re cleaning yourself properly, who cares?
I use a separate towel for my face because my face skin is a diva and will break out for no reason
I fry my face, body, bits, face, body, legs, face, whatever… I’m clean. If imma eat my partner’s ass after a rave, why would I care if my face gets a little touch of clean grundle?
If I’m unwilling to touch my face with the ball towel, my balls weren’t clean enough.
If you care about this, you’re not showering properly. You’re supposed to be clean mfer
It doesnt matter, i washed. If i was dirty immediately after stepping out of a shower then i think i need to clean my house.
I have been stupid and had the water way too hot. I would sweat leaving the shower. So relaxing tho
There isn’t anything special about your balls that makes them dirtier than the rest of your body. You’ve just washed them. They’re clean.
This is just not correct. Sweat and folds and proximity to other parts, probably double wrapped all day in plastic clothing… Not washing your arms and not washing your balls for a day has very different results.
Plastic clothing?
If you washed your balls clean enough, it doesn’t matter. It’s not like being a girl and having to deal with your period continuing while you wash and dry.
