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minus-squarefinkrat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up38·2 days agoAnd this is why I am not getting cybernetics, my mental health has shit the bed enough already
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·2 days agoBut think of the orgasm button. I know that can’t end well, but what a way to go.
minus-squareRooty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 hours agoDamn, they found a way to monetize the clitoris?
minus-squarehardcoreufo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 hours agoThey’ll find a way to charge for the orgasm button. At minimum it will be a monthly subscription.
minus-squareirelephant 🍭@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·19 hours agoSome people would treat that thing like cookie clicker.
minus-squareSaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up32·2 days agoI thought the orgasm button was in my butt?
minus-squareedgemaster72@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 days agoYes, but what about second orgasm button?
minus-squareZorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 days agoMaybe it moved? Best to check, just in case
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·2 days agoNot sure, mine’s in my weiner I think?
minus-squarefinkrat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·2 days agoLmao I’m asexual and hate my libido, totally get where you’re going with this but you’re accidentally not helping (and it’s not your fault, you tried, sorry mate)
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·2 days agoWell, shit, that part of the sales pitch usually snags 'em. What about a button to turn OFF…no, that’s not much help either… Fine, you can have your damned exemption.
minus-squareshalafi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoI’d be shooting dust within an hour.
minus-squaremoody@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 days agoGhost in the Shell has convinced me that even if they become available in my lifetime, it’s probably best to stay away.
And this is why I am not getting cybernetics, my mental health has shit the bed enough already
But think of the orgasm button. I know that can’t end well, but what a way to go.
Damn, they found a way to monetize the clitoris?
They’ll find a way to charge for the orgasm button. At minimum it will be a monthly subscription.
Some people would treat that thing like cookie clicker.
I thought the orgasm button was in my butt?
Yes, but what about second orgasm button?
Maybe it moved? Best to check, just in case
Not sure, mine’s in my weiner I think?
Lmao I’m asexual and hate my libido, totally get where you’re going with this but you’re accidentally not helping (and it’s not your fault, you tried, sorry mate)
Well, shit, that part of the sales pitch usually snags 'em.
What about a button to turn OFF…no, that’s not much help either…
Fine, you can have your damned exemption.
Appreciate it :>
I’d be shooting dust within an hour.
Ghost in the Shell has convinced me that even if they become available in my lifetime, it’s probably best to stay away.
You mean Snow Crash right?